Saturday, December 28, 2013

Pajama Boy Cartoons

This is a review of cartoons about Pajama Boy, which is probably the biggest failure of the Obama administration too date. If you haven't heard about it, I suggest looking it up. I looked it up,and this is the closest thing I could fin about it http://www.conservapedia.com/The_Boy_in_the_Striped_Pajamas. That ones about the Holocaust, but Pajama Boy is about Obamacare, which is similar. There are a lot of "MEMES" about Pajama Boy, but I'll just stick to the cartoons, because that's what this "BLOG" is about. 


This one is by Michael Ramirez. It shows a man writing more things under the writing that was in the original Pajama Boy ad. It says things like "GET A JOB!!!" and "MOVE OUT YOUR PARENTS' House!!!" and "STOP SPONGING OFF OTHER PEOPLE!" The subtext implication is that Pajama Boy doesn't have a job because he wears pajamas, and he lives at his parents' house because he's there on Christmas. Why else would someone be at there parents house on Christmas unless they live there? The man is very brave for saying these things to Pajama Boy, and Ramirez is very brave for drawing the man saying them.


This one is also by Michael Ramirez, because it's such an important issue that he had to make more than one cartoon about it. the subtext is that Obama is just talking about fixing health insurance, but just talking about it. Not fixing it, but just talking about it. If you didn't notice, it's Obama in the pajamas instead of Pajama Boy: you can tell because of Ramirez's artistic drawing talent. Unlike some cartoonists, he doesn't have to label Obama "Obama," but that would have been kinda helpful I guess. Anyway, I think it's really clever, because Obama has done nothing about health care except talking. No websites or laws or anything. Ramirez really picked up on a clever subtext of the original picture, which said something about talking about healthcare. 



This one, you may notice, is similar to the last one. Note the similarity of the mugs in the two cartoons, its a very subtle way of saying that Obama loves himself. This one also brings up one of the other major disasters of the Obama administration: the selfie that he was near at the funeral of that other black guy. This cartoon goes one step further and implies that Obama isn't just talking, he's also lying. AF Branco has a hashtag that says GETLYING, which is in capslock to show how important it is, and the hashtag is diagonal, because he is being very clever, and it shows how Obama "slants" the truth. 


This one is by Chip Bok. It's about Pajama Boy and how there's a lot of debt in this country. It's really clever, because debt is bad, and Pajama Boy is girly, and Obamacare. Obamacare made the debt, and that's a bad thing, and he made Pajama Boy with Rachel Maddow, and that was bad. I don't like Rachel Maddow either. So it's a really clever cartoon because the subtext combines these two very important problems facing America today: the national debt and Pajama Boy. 


This one isn't about Pajama Boy. It's about a man whose dressed like Pajama Boy, but the caption subtext says "An Obamacare Christmas means disaster for a lot of folks losing their healthcare this year." That implies that he had healthcare, which means he's not Pajama Boy, because Pajama boy is affeminite and has pajamas, which means he lives at his parents house and doesn't have a job, but this man has insurance, so he is losing it, and I guess Obama is Pajama Boy for taking away his health insurance, so I think the pajamas on the man are a metaphoric symbol for how Obama is taking away health insurance and so we're all becoming Pajama Boy. That is how clever A.f. Branco is he has so many layers of meaning. It also has the lyrics "DECK the HALLS with OBAMA'S FOLLY," which almost has the same number of syllables as the original song, so it's really clever. 

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Lamestream jews medi-duh strikes again!


I'm going to give you a little bit of history behind this cartoon before i review it, because if you don't know the whole story, you'll miss a lot of the nuances in this comic.

Anyway, so it looks like the lamestream librals over at N(ation of) B(rainwashed) C(ommunists) decided that the would "showcase American patriotism" by playing a video of soldiers with kids saying the pledge of allegiance.

To bad they decided GOD wasn't important enough to be included in there "patriotic" "display". nbc took out the "under GOD" part of the pledge. What were they thinking? this country was founded on one thing. The Christian GOD. Without out GOD given rights of life liberty and the pursuit of happiness, we wouldn't even have the Constitution. This makes me so sick.

Even librals are outraged at this. As, Phil Plait an astrologist and "skeptic" wrote in an article at Discover magazine this is just part of nbcs "anti-American God-hating plot to secularize the country and turn us into slavish devil-worshippers."

If phil plait believes this, it must be bad. He's a "global warming" nut and even he thinks nbc has gone too far.

Wake up, America.

It just makes me sick when librals try to cram this PC garbage down out throats. This is not how the pledge was meant to be heard. Theres a reason that Francis Bellamy wrote the words "Under GOD" into the pledge. He was a conservative baptist preacher who knew that without GOD being front and center America would be worthless!

Ok, now that you know this backstory, I think this comic is great because it shows GOD watching FOX news while two Angels talk about nbc. The Angels are worried that GOD will be mad at nbc, but it turns out that nbc is such a crappy network that GOD doesn't even watch it.

Let that sink in. GOD is an omnipotent being who is not constrained by time or space. He could literally watch all television that has been or ever will be produced and it would not take any time because GOD is eternal. But he chooses not to watch NBC because they are such a lame libral "media" "news" station that it is not even worth GODS "time" to watch it.

When GOD kicks back at the end of the day he wants to watch news that glorifies HIM. FOX news. nbc doesn't even matter.

Suck it nbc. Youv'e lost the most important demographic of all. GOD.

A.F.Branco's Phil Robertson cartons

War on Christmas and Duck Dynasty
"It’s Open Season on Duck Dynasty and Christmas. Political correctness has gone to far with its war on Christmas and  Duck Dynasty."

This cartoon is about how It's been Open (Duck Dynasty) Sason's Greetings on Free Speech and the War on Christmas. It's not just that the Duck Dynasty thing hapened kind of close to Chrismas, so its a convenent talking point, It's also related that the Liberal PC doesn't like both of tthem. The caption subtext says "It's Open Season on Fuck Dynasty and Christmas" to me this implies that it's like hunting, because Open Season is about hunting. So really its the same as them killing Phil Robertson, which is the same as them killing Christmas, which is the same as them killing God (more on this later). Then it says "Political correctness has gone to far with its war on Christmas and Duck Dynasty." I agree that Liberal PC has gone to far with its war on Christmas and Duck Dynasty. You may say, they haven't gone to far, but I think they have gone to, to far. 

In the cartoon, it has Phil Robertson holding a sign that says Happy Holidays from A&E (Abercrombie and Fitch( but over that someone wrote Merry Christmas from the Robersons. This implies that A&E would say Happy Holidays because they hate Christians, but the Robertsons would say Merry Christmas because their good Christians, like Jesus.  Interstingly, Bronco made another cartoon implying this very same subtext:


The subtext of this cartoon is that this is a picture of Phil Robertson Duck Dynasty, and that he is wearing a crown of thorns that is like political correctness AE. It's called "Phil Robertson P.C. Crucified." It is about how Phil Robertson Duck Dynasty has been P.C. Crucified, like jesus, how he got P.C. Cruicified by the Liberal P.C> Bronco implies that Phil Robertson is being P.C. Crucifed. The caption subtext says "Religion and free speech is once again being crucified by the politically correct leftist media as represented by A & E’s treatment of Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty." It is about how religion is being crucified, like how Jesus was crucified for his religion and free speech by the leftist Romans. 


This is my first review of conservative political cartoons i hope you liked it. 

Sorces: 
http://comicallyincorrect.com/2013/12/24/war-on-christmas-and-duck-dynasty/
http://comicallyincorrect.com/2013/12/20/phil-robertson-p-c-crucified/